Finally!!! Something that would be truly exciting to receive at Christmas, 5 Golden Rings! Chi ching! Nice one. Unfortunately my one true love didn’t send me five golden rings. But that would have been nice. I think they may have gotten lost in the post. Not to worry. Instead I’ve gotten myself this tweed-esque jacket.
And listen lads a week to go! Is the house clean for the relatives that are gonna be round to rob all your drink and scoff sambos? Are you sure you have enough decorations up? Do you need to make a pointless drive in loads of traffic to Woodies and pick up some over priced fairy lights that you probably won’t use? Quick go now GO NOW!